Top Ten White People Tweets (April 7, 2020)

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Apr 8, 2020 9:08 AM EDT

Keep yourself busy with some more tweets for a good chuckle. 

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  • 01
    Text - Brett S. Vergara @BrettSVergara Guys choosing to grow out their facial hair even though they know it'll grow in patchy and chaotic because it's their 738th attempt is the guy's version of bangs
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Screenshot - iWANT BELIEVE Roxy @redrawnoxen Publix cake decorators should get $50/hr 9.9 SPECIALTY 13:00 · 4/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Text - Kevin O'Neill @KevinBuffalo Discarded latex gloves are the new cigarette butts. 6:30 PM · 4/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone
    via Reddit
  • 04
    Text - Emma Beasley @JustBeingEmma My house is so filthy, I don't know where to start. Hulu or Netflix? 7:02 PM · 4/2/20 · Hootsuite Inc.
    via Reddit
  • 05
    Text - Felix TAKE DOWN 5G TOWERS THERE MILITARY WEAPONS Like · Reply 2h Verizon Wireless The 5G towers will help you download your conspiracy videos faster.
    via Reddit
  • 06
    Text - Colley @JamColley Garfield is a cat and doesn't have a job. The only ostensible difference between Monday and any other day is that Jon suddenly isn't around after having been home all weekend. Garfield doesn't hate Mondays, he loves Jon and is too proud to say it.
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Text - Nick Simmons @fakenicksimmons Feel bad for all the girls stuck in quarantine with their new boyfriends on day 21 of pretending they don't poop.
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Text - Julie Bindel O @bindelj · 21h Does anyone else think the 'Karen' slur is woman hating and based on class prejudice? 7,710 17 318 1,832 Stagger Lee @leslieleeiii · 17h Which class is it prejudiced against? 32 27 40 2,654 dougman @controlcommiss1 Replying to @leslieleeiii Zumba class 1:54 PM · 05 Apr 20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 09
    Text - Abstract Comment @abstractcommen1 Those times I said I would get so ripped if I was ever stuck in prison were obviously uninformed lies.
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Text - Tiffany Stevenson @tiffstevenson Louis CK releasing a special when no one can leave the room feels pretty on brand TBH
    via Reddit

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